Published inSlackjawWe’re Looking For A Breaking News Reporter Who Can Also Tell Readers If Trader Joe’s Is Open On…This is why you got a journalism degreeMar 302Mar 302
I’m an Olympian Starring in a Casual Pharmaceutical AdYou already know me. You may not know my sport or how many medals I’ve won, but I’m clearly an Olympian, and I’m definitely American. You…Aug 8, 2021Aug 8, 2021
On Hockey, Hollow Endings, and Natural DisastersI thought the Canadiens might do it. Because it’s been a while since any Canadian team has done it, and because unlike the Dallas Stars in…Jul 11, 2021Jul 11, 2021
Published inLady PiecesThe Hallmark Channel Presents Heartwarming Pandemic Love StoriesCurbside Pickup Where We Belong: Mia used to own a bakery, but when the pandemic hit, she lost her business. Now she’s delivering curbside…Dec 30, 20201Dec 30, 20201
A Reluctant Yet Deeply Considered Endorsement From Your Local PaperIn times of great unrest and division, this newspaper gave strong consideration to not endorsing a presidential candidate at all this year…Oct 30, 2020Oct 30, 2020
Aug. 9, 1994: My grandmother’s death, my grandfather’s birthdayWhat I can (and mostly can’t) remember about herAug 9, 2019Aug 9, 2019
Published inSlackjawA Message From Your Dating App Begging You to Try Something ElseHey there. Before you see the next match, we thought you might want to try something else. Like, literally anything else. Because your…Nov 28, 2018Nov 28, 2018
Congrats to Steve Nash on His Enshrinement Into My Sexual Awakening Hall of FameFriday night, Steve Nash entered the Basketball Hall of Fame in Massachusetts. Which is nice, but what took them so long? He’d already made…Sep 11, 2018Sep 11, 2018
Published inLady PiecesWoman Who Said Yes To Waiting 6 Minutes For Grilled Chicken Has Only Herself to BlameApproximately sixteen minutes after ordering a grilled chicken sandwich (just the sandwich please, no fries), a woman in workout clothes…Aug 1, 2018Aug 1, 2018
Suck on That, Dolt 45! ! The White House Kitchen Is Serving Trump Diet Coke Without CaffeineSomeone keeps forgetting to go to Costco.Jul 4, 20181Jul 4, 20181